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I have to write a paper for a midterm and the topic is literally just “take a stance on the slave trade”

like how do I even begin that

So could you be like, yeah it’s great? Wtf. You could probably write a good paper about economy and such, but how can you not feel racist if you write about anything other than how terrible white people are for the whole slavery thing.

  • September: Halloween prep month
  • October: Halloween month
  • November: Christmas prep month and post halloween depression month
  • December: Christmas month
  • Every other month: sad time


I know people imagine Dumbledore laughing in his office about all the letters that get sent to Harry and all. But I think it was really Professor McGonagall. I think it’s infinitely more hilarious to consider her sending owl after owl to 4 Privet Drive, only to appear as a cat to watch in amusement.